I’m not a morning person
or a night time person
I don’t think I’m even a person
havent done the hokey pokey in so long. years even. i forgot what it’s all about
I decided to show my kids how to make a burger from scratch.
They burst into tears and refused to eat.
I don’t know what the fuss is about, it was a stupid name for a cat.
one time in 5th grade i was in pe and i was really nervous because my crush was there and he looked at me and i sighed and a loud fart came out at the same time